Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates the BFD
Mr. Omar: All you have to do is sign right here and you're the new BFD scholar. Chris: Good. Now when do I get the money? Mr. Omar: Oh, as soon as you're done with the program. Chris: Will I be done with the program by tomorrow at 6:00? Mr. Omar: Oh, it's gonna take longer than that to learn all you need to know about death. Adult Chris: [v.o.] No, it's not, because right now I'm having a heart attack.