Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates the BFD
Mr. Omar: So if you know of any young men who would like to learn about the wonderful world of death, this scholarship is worth $250. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Sounds like ticket money to me. Chris: I'm interested. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Interested in free money. Mr. Omar: Oh, I didn't know you were interested in the bereaved and deceased. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I'm not. Mr. Omar: This is a lot easier than I thought it would be. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I was thinking the exact same thing.