Quote from Drew in Everybody Hates Gretzky
Chris: Well, what about you? Aren't they gonna miss you? Drew: Probably not. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Wrong! [elsewhere:] Teacher: Donna. Girl: Here. Teacher: Drew? Drew? [everyone looks around in a panic] Oh, my God. Drew is missing! Drew is missing! [sobs] [As the teacher wails, students cry and scream, running around in panic. One boy furiously pounds his desk. The teacher runs out into the hall and pulls the "Drew Alarm"]