Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates Easter
Chris: It's just that Robert's out of the picture. If I'm ever gonna have a shot with Tasha, this is it. Greg: I hear ya. Kick a man when he's down, that's what I always say. Adult Chris: [v.o.] That was the only time he ever said that. Chris: Whose side are you on? Greg: Yours. The guy's an idiot. I haven't even been on one date, and I know you don't break up with a girl before a holiday. A girl by herself on a holiday is like an ice-cream cone in hell. It ain't gonna be there very long. I know I always say this, but this time, dude, you truly are in there. Wait. Do you even know what an escort does? Adult Chris: [v.o.] I do, but this is a family show.