Adult Chris: [v.o.] While my mother was judging hats, Greg was judging me.
Greg: Don't you think it's kind of weird to have a date on Easter?
Chris: Less weird than not having a date ever. Besides, it's not a date. It's an opportunity.
Greg: I guess you're right. Maybe I should go back to church. You know, score some babes.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] When Greg went back to church, the only one who hit on him was the priest.