Chris: Have you ever been to a spin the bottle party?
Greg: Hi. I don't believe we've met before. My name is Greg. No, I haven't been to a spin the bottle party. I mean, I haven't been to a party. Why would you even ask me that?
Chris: Because I'm trying to get into one.
Greg: Hold on. You do know what they do at those parties, right?
Chris: Yeah. People kiss.
Greg: Oh. I must be thinking of a different kind of game, then.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Greg wrote about that party in his book, Ow, There's a Bottle in My...