Adult Chris: [v.o.] After my mother convinced my Uncle Louis to fly, we headed to Port Authority, the only place in New York scarier than our neighborhood.
Rochelle: Okay, I want y'all to be real careful in here. This place is full of pickpockets, pimps and... and- and murderers and child molesters and thieves.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's the Port Authority slogan.
Julius: Rochelle, don't scare 'em.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Too late.
Rochelle: Julius, this place is full of hustlers trying to prey on innocent people.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] She said the same thing when we visited Washington, DC.