Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back at school, I tried to bring Greg up to speed on the new direction of the South.
Greg: Down South? You mean, like, across the Mason-Dixon Line?
Chris: Yeah, you know, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, South Carolina.
Greg: Mississippi? Are you trying to get yourself killed? You going to Mississippi is like me going to, hmm, I don't know, Mississippi.
Chris: Man, it's not like that anymore.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yes, it is.
Chris: Anyway, I want to go. Down South, the food is better. The cops don't beat the crap out of you, and nobody's on crack.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's because everybody's on the porch.