Greg: It's Mandy. She's so hot.
Chris: She's all right. Plus, you've been saying that for the past month. Why don't you just go talk to her?
Greg: I can't just go up to her and start talking.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Works for pimps.
Chris: Yeah, you can.
Greg: Okay, smarty-pants, do I say "hi"? Do I say "hello"? Or maybe "hey"? Or even "Hey, hi"? The possibilities are endless. We haven't even gotten to what I'll be wearing.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I know what you'll be wearing: a look of frozen terror. I wasn't getting paid, and Greg was afraid.