Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad
Rochelle: [talking through the door] Now, are you sure this is going to work? Chris: Worked for everybody on the block. Rochelle: How many teaspoons do we need to take? One or two? Chris: Six. Rochelle: Six?! Chris: Yeah, six. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I knew that was too much and I risked putting my family in a coma, but I wasn't risking my mother catching me with a girl. [fantasy: as Chris and Tasha lean in on the couch, Rochelle busts through the wall wearing military fatiguies and holding a machine gun:] Rochelle: [screaming and grunting] Freeze! 'Cause I ain't raising no babies! Adult Chris: [v.o.] Kool-Aid's gone Rambo.