Jerome: [laughing] Aw... Hey, little dude from across the street, man, you're momma know you here telling jokes like that?
Chris: Nah.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because if she did, she'd smack the smut out of me.
Jerome: [to a passing boy] Hey, hold up. Let me hold a dollar. [to Chris] You want one?
Chris: Yeah.
[Jerome takes two dollars from the boy, keeps one for himself and passes Chris the other one]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] For years I had tried to be cool, but I had never felt cooler than when I tried to be funny.