Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Baseball
Rochelle: Baby, I haven't seen you this excited since you found that book of food stamps. Adult Chris: [v.o.] She should have seen him when he found a meter with time left on it! Julius: Look, we got great seats, free tickets, I got the day off, and I get to hang with my boys. Adult Chris: [v.o.] If you threw in a nap, he would die and go to heaven. Julius: If you threw in a nap, I'd die and go to heaven. Adult Chris: [v.o.] See?