Quote from Monk in Everybody Hates Baseball
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Me and Drew had never been inside Earl's bar. It was a place where men got together to act like men. Mr. Omar: Hitter's got a full count. Julius: That don't mean nothing. Mr. Omar: I'll tell you what it means. It's going to be tragic. Monk: Tragic? Want to hear about something tragic? You ever been lost in the Peruvian Jungle with a mine stuck to your butt? Julius: Man, will you be quiet and watch the game?