Rochelle: DJ, huh?
Chris: Yeah, I even got a job DJing a party Saturday night.
Rochelle: Uh-uh, what are you doing with my James Brown album?
Chris: Can I borrow it? I need it for the party.
Rochelle: Why, you had the money to buy all this, why don't you buy your own?
Chris: Well, I looked everywhere. Nobody has it.
Rochelle: All right, Mr. DJ. You'd better take care of it, 'cause you know how I love me my James Brown. Ow, ooh. Funky now. Getting funky now. Getting funky. Ow. They don't know nothing about that. What you know about that? Ow! Ow! Jump back, I gotta catch myself. Ow-- Ow.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If she was a Jackie Wilson fan, she'd be in the emergency room right now.