Quote from Drew in Everybody Hates Snow Day
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I was getting snowed in, back at home, the word was out. Weatherman: [on TV] To repeat, city buses are experiencing delays of up to four hours due to closings and hazardous conditions. Now here's a list of the latest school closures. Corleone Junior High... Tonya: Daddy, look, Chris' school is closed. Julius: What? Drew: See, it says Corleone Junior High School. Julius: If his school is closed, how come he hasn't called? Drew: Maybe he got trapped in a snowdrift and had to eat his own mouth to survive. Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's a thought.