Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Kris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] For me, this was going to be the best Christmas ever. Because I was working at Doc's, I could afford actual presents for my family, not the crappy kind kids make. [montage:] Rochelle: A Play-doh skillet. You shouldn't have. Julius: Papier-mache work boots. I love it. Julius: What's this, a fruitcake? Chris: No, it's a vegetable cake. Rochelle: I ain't eating that.