Chris: I didn't mean any of that stuff. Caruso stole my speech. He's no better than me.
Greg: Yeah, but he didn't win. Now you're stuck with all those campaign promises.
Chris: All presidents lie to get elected. What do they do?
Greg: Distraction. They just force the press to cover other, more benign issues, until the public loses interest in the story.
Chris: Maybe we should ignore the problem till it goes away.
Greg: I was thinking more like setting the cafeteria on fire, but we'll try it your way first.