Adult Chris: [v.o.] The last place I wanted my father to find his Playboy was at my school.
Mrs. Milone: I confiscated this.
Rochelle: Playboy? What does Chris have to do with that?
Mrs. Milone: Somebody brought it to the school, and I believe it was your son.
Rochelle: Chris? Is this true?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I wanted to lie, but my mother always told me if I did, she'd slap me into another nationality.
[fantasy: After Rochelle slaps Chris, he is an Asian boy]