Quote from Michael in Everybody Hates Funerals
Julius: Um, Rochelle, even if we split this five ways, that's still a lot of money. Maxine: Who's talking about splitting it? Julius: Well, I just assumed we'd all chip in. I mean, it is your husband. Michael: Julius, I want to help out. Julius: What's this? Michael: It's a baseball card. Al Oliver. He played in Pittsburgh. Lifetime .330 hitter. That card is going to be worth thousands of dollars someday. Julius: How much is it worth now? Michael: About a dollar.