Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Funerals
Adult Chris: [v.o.] You can't really believe you're getting married until you buy that tux. And you can't really believe somebody is dead until you've got to buy them a casket. Mr. Omar: Now, we have several models. This one right over here, top of the line. Made of mahogany has silk lining over goose-down bedding and a night light. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I guess that's in case the dead want to read.