Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's Tangee Brown.
Tangee: Hi.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] All she ever said to me was "hi." That's all I needed. After that, she became my Bus Crush. I call it a Bus Crush because this one happened on a bus. One time I had an Elevator Crush. I almost lost my head trying to follow her around. [Chris screams as he gets trapped in the elevator doors] There was my Window Crush. [The girl screams as she sees Chris outside her window] The laws about that were a lot more relaxed at the time. There was only one problem with my Bus Crush... she had a boyfriend.