Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
Adult Chris: [v.o.] 1983 was my first Valentine's Day as a teenager. I never really cared about Valentine's Day before, but now I couldn't ignore it. Valentine's Day makes most people think of flowers and candy, but it reminded me of the gangland massacre in Chicago. Al Capone: [film] Happy Valentine's Day. [gunfire] Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yesterday, those roses cost $10. Today, they're $110. Even when you're broke, you have to find a way to tell your woman you love her. [As a man spray paints a heart on a wall, a male and female police officer apprehend him] Female Police Officer: Hey! You picked the wrong wall today. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even if it means getting the crap beat out of you. [the police officers kiss] On Valentine's Day, love was in the air. You should have seen what they did after they shot him.