Adult Chris: [v.o.] Meanwhile, I was still wishing that my job had worked out a little better. After all I'd gone through with my father, I appreciated him that much more.
Boy: Hi, man. How do you like my jacket?
Chris: You got that one?
Boy: I got the last one on sale.
[A sales associate replaces the price tag with $99.99 instead of $49.99]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But I didn't go out in the middle of the night and do all that work for nothing.
[six month's later, on a hot summer's day:]
Keisha: Aren't you hot in that thing?
Chris: Please. I'm fine. [faints]