Quote from Drew in Everybody Hates Greg
Rochelle: Well, who put this pot on the stove? Drew: Wasn't me. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because of those two words, Drew never got in trouble. [montage:] Rochelle: Who tore up my back seat? Drew: Wasn't me. Julius: Who left my nickel laying out here on the sidewalk? Drew: Wasn't me. Rochelle: Who spilt this oatmeal? Baby Drew: Wasn't me. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Would you believe those were his first words?