Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Fat Mike
Fat Mike: That's a nice bike. How long you had it? Chris: About three months now. I got it for my birthday. Fat Mike: I wish I had that one. Chris: Why do they call you Fat Mike? Fat Mike: They just always did. Adult Chris: [v.o.] There were about ten Mikes in my neighborhood. Big Head Mike spent more time in jail than out of jail. White Mike was just a White guy who lived on the block. Family didn't have enough money to leave. Tall Mike played ball. Monster Mike just scared kids. And Mike Mike was actually the first Mike that lived on the block, but his real name was Paul.