Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Basketball
Coach Brady: I know you probably play up at the courts in Harlem. Chris: Uh, no, I'm from Bed-Stuy. Coach Brady: They're different? Look, we were five and 20 last season, but with you... I'm asking you, give my program a shot. Chris: Give your program a shot? I can't play. Coach Brady: Yeah, right. Look, kid, I'm not blind. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I tried to play basketball once. But I sucked. [flashback:] Chris: Ball! Ball! Ball! [Drew throws the basketball to Chris, hitting him in the head] Adult Chris: [v.o.] I sucked at every sport I tried. Baseball. [Chris gets hit in the head] Football. [Chris gets hit in the head] Like a fool, I even tried bowling. [A bowling ball hits Chris in the head]