Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates Keisha
Greg: Ah, man! Keisha? Right in your living room? Chris: Yeah. And she said, "Hi, Chris." Greg: Ah, man! You are so in there. Chris: You think so? Greg: Yeah. I mean, she didn't just say "Hi." She initiated the "Hi." Chris: Whoa. I never thought of it like that. Greg: Man, you got to get a condom. Adult Chris: [v.o.] It'd be two years before I knew what a condom was and eight years before I got to use one.