Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates the Pilot
Adult Chris: [v.o.] 1982. That was the year I turned 13. Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager. [fantasy: Chris emerges from a limousine, a group of women chant his name as he makes his way into the club:] Adult Chris: [v.o.] I was gonna have women, money, stay out late. I thought it was gonna be the bomb. Bouncer: 'sup? Man: Chris! Women: [chant] Chris! Chris! Adult Chris: [v.o.] Boy, was I wrong! [reality:] Rochelle: Chris! Get in the bathroom and wipe the pee off the toilet seat! Disgusting!