Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates the G.E.D.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Just about everything I ever went through in school was hard. The work was tough. Chris: "Q"? What's a Q? Adult Chris: [v.o.] The people were mean. Chris: [to Greg] Go ahead. [Greg runs away] [Caruso keeps blocking Chris] Chris: Are we having a fight or a dance-off? Joey Caruso: [punches Chris] You know I can't dance. Adult Chris: [v.o.] But the one thing about school that was harder than anything else... Rochelle: Chris, wake up. Adult Chris: [v.o.] ...was getting there. Rochelle: It's time to go to school. You can't learn nothing in bed. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Tell that to Kim Kardashian. Adult Chris: [v.o.] While most people kids were still sleeping, I had to get my clothes on, wash my face, brush my teeth, eat... Chris: Hey-hey-hey! Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! Wait, wait! Adult Chris: [v.o.] ...and then catch three buses. If I got the first one on time, it gave me just enough time to catch the second one... which usually made me right on time to catch the third one. And if nothing went wrong, I'd be on time.