Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Bomb Threats
Chris: Look, I memorized it, I'm gonna recite it, and you're gonna listen to it. Thurman: Is that a fact? Sit down. Chris: "Called from a retirement which I had supposed would continue for the residue of my life." Thurman: All right, that's enough. You know it. Take your seat. Chris: "to fill the chief executive office of this great and free nation." [bell rings] Thurman: Talk. Chris: "which will govern me in the duties of these discharge which I had to perform." Thurman: Enjoy. Good-bye. [later, Chris is still talking as Thurman visits a urinal:] Chris: "I fear that a strict examination of the annals of some of the modern elective governments would develop similar instances of violated confidence." [later, Chris in the passenger's seat of Thurman's car as he drives off:] Chris: "I, too, well understand the dangerous temptations to which I shall be exposed "from the magnitude of the power, which it has been the pleasure" [later, Chris is talking on the phone as Thurman reads a book at home:] Chris: [on the phone] "If parties in a republic are necessary to secure a degree of vigilance sufficient to keep" Thurman: All right, all right! I get it. Now leave me alone. You know the speech. I'm sorry. Chris: Thank you.