Adult Chris: [v.o.] In 1987, there was no Internet. If you wanted information, you actually had to walk out of your house and get it.
Librarian: William Henry Harrison's inaugural speech. There you go.
Chris: Thanks. Uh, which page is it on?
Librarian: All of 'em.
Chris: I can't memorize all this.
Librarian: Memorize? Harrison couldn't memorize that, and he wrote it.
Chris: Well, I guess I'm gonna need to take it home.
Librarian: Can't. It's a reference book.
Chris: Can I make a copy?
Librarian: Sure. [offers Chris a pack of lined paper]
Chris: Don't we have a copy machine?
Librarian: We did, but it turned out to be a fake. It was a copy of a copy machine. The Xerox police confiscated it. If your hand starts to cramp up, use the other one.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I was quite familiar with that principle.