Quote from Monk in Everybody Hates Back Talk
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While my mother was teaching me a lesson about life, Mr. Omar was giving out lessons about death. Monk: And I also will take that helmet and those death darts. Mr. Omar: That's a Crock-Pot and pens, man. Monk: Not in the jungle, it's not. You know, I can make a hand grenade out of a can of Cheez Whiz and a dress sock. Mr. Omar: Well, you need to use it to blow your own brains out. Don't they have centers for people like you? Bye.