Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Lasagna
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back at school, I had Jamaican Gold in my shoe and Italian Greg on my case. Greg: Are you crazy bringing that here? Chris: I couldn't leave it at home. Greg: Well, you're gonna be leaving everything at home when you end up in jail. Why didn't you just throw it away? Chris: Because he knows who I am, and knows where I work. Plus, he said that when he comes back, I better have it. Greg: What difference does it make what he says? He's going to jail. Chris: And when he gets out, this weed's gonna be right there at Doc's waiting for him. I don't care if it takes 20 years. Adult Chris: [v.o.] It might be legal by then. Greg: Well, you can't keep it in that sock. You smell like the ocean. Chris: I have no where else to put it. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Some drug mules would beg to differ.