Quote from Ryan in Everybody Hates Fake IDs
Ryan: Hey. What are you doing here, man? Drew: I'm looking for Vision Ray Specs, Inc. I bought a pair of X-ray glasses, but the things don't even work. I'm getting my money back. Ryan: Ah, sorry about that. Drew: You're Vision Ray Specs, Inc? Ryan: Yep. Look, I can get you something else. Uh, whoopee cushion, joy buzzers, sea monkeys, black gum. Drew: Nah, that's okay. I just want my money. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Drew couldn't see through his hand, but he could see through Ryan's BS. Ryan: Here. I'll give you half. Drew: What's this? Ryan: That's 50 cents. Glasses cost a dollar. Drew: I spent five dollars on shipping and handling. That's six. You owe me three. Ryan: Whoa, whoa, give me my 50 cents back. Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's what 50's girlfriend said to Vivica Fox.