Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Varsity Jackets
[fantasy:] Adult Chris: [v.o.] I'd get respect. Joey Caruso: Good morning, sir. Here are your books. What time would you like to smack the crap out of me? Chris: 2:30. Joey Caruso: Thank you, sir. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I'd get perks. Ms. Morello: Chris, you're excused from all of your classes. Professor Lee will be taking them for you. Chris: Is he smart? Ms. Morello: Chris, he's Asian. [gong sounds] If you could turn his smart into Black, he'd be darker than Yaphet Kotto in a pot of chocolate. Chris: Cool. Adult Chris: [v.o.] If Yaphet Kotto fell into your pot of chocolate, how would you know? And I'd get the only thing I really cared about: girls. Girls: Good morning, Chris. Chris: Good morning, angels. [reality:] Joey Caruso: [steps on Chris's sneaker] Watch it, Jabbar. Greg: Oh, man, he scuffed your shoe. Chris: I don't care about this shoe. I want to get one of them letters. Adult Chris: [v.o.] And the letter's gonna get me one of those girls.