Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back at home, I found out when the woman of the house goes on a diet, everybody in the house goes on a diet.
Rochelle: Okay, everybody, dinner is served.
Julius: No, it ain't. What is this?
Rochelle: It's the Nipsey Russell Bermudian Diet.
Drew: Why are we on a diet?
Rochelle: Because we put our jeans on and they won't button.
Julius: How come we can't eat because your jeans don't fit?
Tonya: Yeah, why don't you just buy a bigger pair of jeans?
Rochelle: Because, nobody asked you.