Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even tried Kill Moves. I had to start using the word "responsible" loosely.
Chris: Kill Moves, wake up.
Kill Moves: I'm awake, I just got my eyes closed. I'm testing their opacity. What do you need?
Chris: I was wondering if you wanted to go with me tonight to see the ball drop in Times Square.
Kill Moves: I would love to! But I can't see through my eyelids, so I don't see what the point would be. [Chris leaves] Hey, hey, Chris? Chris?