Adult Chris: [v.o.] After I became the manager of Tattaglia's football team, I only had time to work at Doc's on the weekends. Working two days a week seemed like it was going to be a breeze, and then Doc got a girlfriend.
Doc: Hey, Chris, I want you to meet my new leading lady. Look-a here, look-a here. Stacy.
Chris: Hi.
Stacy: Hi.
Doc: She'll be taking over for me here on the weekends.
Stacy: Doc's told me so much about you.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He didn't tell me a thing about you.
Chris: What do you mean, "taking over"?
Doc: Well, you know I can use a little time off.
Stacy: So I'll be minding the store. We'll get along great.
Doc: And you'll be working for a much better-looking boss.
Chris: Cool.
Doc: And remember, whatever she says goes.
Chris: Yeah, no problem.
Stacy: Are these cans always so dusty?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Problem.