Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates the English Teacher
Chris: Look, last time I saw Ms. Rivera, she was loading things into her car. She didn't tell me where she was going. Agent Barnes: Name's not "Ms. Rivera." It's Karen Rodriguez. But you already knew that, didn't you? Chris: No, I didn't. What'd she do, anyway? Ms. Morello: Did she sneak across the border? Adult Chris: [v.o.] The Puerto Rican border? Agent Barnes: She embezzled a quarter of a million dollars from the teachers' pension plan in Moab, Utah. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I'm not sure what's more shocking: the fact that a teachers pension plan had a quarter of a million dollars or that there was a Puerto Rican in Utah.