Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates the English Teacher
Greg: This is great. Invisible Man. It's about time we pay homage to the revolutionaries. Chris: Are you crazy? We have five days to read this book and write a report. I can't even get through the title without falling asleep. Greg: Dude, you're looking at this all wrong. Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's what I said to Greg when he saw his first Playboy centerfold. Chris: No, I'm looking at this like I'll never get it done. How are you looking at it? Greg: Look at it like you're about to make the best friend a guy can have: a book. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Greg felt that way until this happened: [flash-forward to a 30-year-old Greg with an attractive woman:] Woman: What's it gonna be, Greg? Me or Lord of the Rings? Older Greg: [tosses the book away] Sorry, man. [kisses her]