Adult Chris: [v.o.] While Tonya wanted to be alone, Doc had plenty of company.
Drew: Xièxiè. ["Thanks"]
Doc: Wow, this feng shui thing is somethin' else. Business hasn't been this good since they robbed the food stamp truck. What's this?
Drew: Oh, this is a money tree. It'll bring you good fortune. [an attractive woman enters the store]
Doc: Looks like it's working. [speaking mangled Chinese] Can I help you?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's English for "I don't speak Chinese."