Blair Huckstable: Clint Huckstable, what is wrong with you? Oh, my Lord. A motherless child.
Jenise Huckstable: He's not a motherless child. That's Chris. We met at school.
Chris: I got hit with a bowl of pudding.
Dr. Clint Huckstable: Blair, the boy has been abused.
Blair Huckstable: Well, I can take your case. I'm a lawyer, you know. I am very accomplished.
Dr. Clint Huckstable: Yes, and I would like to accomplish something with you later on, if you know what I mean.
Blair Huckstable: Stop it, Clint.