Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Cake
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After a couple of weeks at Tattaglia without Greg, I tried hanging out with a few different crowds to make myself feel better. I tried hanging out with the losers. Chris: So what do you want to study? Math or science? Boy #1: Dude, why are you always studying? Boy #2: Yeah, you act like we're graduating tomorrow. Don't be such a downer. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even tried hanging out with the break-dance crews. I only had a connection with one person in the school, and it was the wrong type of connection. Joey Caruso: [punches Chris] What's up, Theo? Adult Chris: [v.o.] There was only one time during the day that I didn't miss Greg. Home Ec. It smelled like biscuits, and it looked like Victoria's Secret. Greg wasn't there, but if there's one way to replace one good friend, it's with a bunch of strange women. Hey, that's how strip clubs were born.