Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Mother's Day
Janitor: Hey. You're that Black kid. Chris: Yeah. Where did you come from? Janitor: Brooklyn. By way of Palermo. Anyway, I overheard your conversation. You need a Mother's Day gift? Chris: Yeah. I'm looking for Pure Voodoo. Janitor: Ooh! There goes the college fund, huh? But I got a guy can help you. Greg: Really? Janitor: Yeah. Five bucks. Chris: Wait. He has the perfume for five dollars? Janitor: No. It's five bucks for the info. Chris: Oh. Well, better be good. Janitor: Yeah, see, the only thing is he lives in a really, really bad neighborhood. I don't even dare go there myself. Chris: Where is that? Janitor: Bed Stuy. Chris: Are you telling me I just paid you five dollars so that you could tell me to go see Risky? Janitor: So I guess I'm not gonna get another five out of you for the directions.