Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Mother's Day
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Choosing to shoplift was the worst decision I had ever made. Even a Turkish prison would be nice compared to what my mother would do if she found out I stole. [fantasy: Chris and an adult man are in the stocks. The man screams as a Turkish guard in a fez canes his feet:] Rochelle: [o.s.] Chris! Boy, where you at?! Chris: My mother's coming! Kill me now! Kill me now! Kill me now!