Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates the Ninth-Grade Dance
Adult Chris: [v.o.] For me, the dance was over, but Greg was getting the party started. Greg: Dude, I know who you can ask to go to the dance with you. Chris: Who is she? Greg: Her name's Carrie. She's kind of quiet. She slips under the radar. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Like Al Qaeda.