Adult Chris: [v.o.] We were trying to get an autograph, but were getting more than we signed up for.
Drew: Chris, I'm sorry, man. I-I don't know what I was thinking. Like Wayne Gretzky would be hanging out in some hotel lobby. Let's go home, man.
Chris: [scoffs] Wait, wait, wait. We can't just give up, especially when Mom is beating the living daylights out of me. I don't want to feel like a fool 'cause it was all for nothing. We just got to use our heads. What do you know about Gretzky?
Drew: Well, I know he's a season all-time-assist leader, his mom loves soup, and he has a sandwich named after him called "The Great One."
Chris: What's in it?
Drew: Hmm, Canadian bacon, maple syrup, oh, and a pickle. Oh, and it comes in a bun shaped like a hockey stick.
Chris: Sounds awful.
Drew: I never had one. It was invented by this chef named Jean Lafleur.
Chris: [clicks tongue] Man, you know way too much stuff about this guy, Drew.
Drew: Hey, you know, he works in a hotel here on Long Island.
Chris: Who, Gretzky?
Drew: No, stupid. Jean Lafleur.