Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Easter
Tasha: Hey, Chris. Chris: Hey, Tasha, what's up? Tasha: My grandmother just told me we're not going to our church this Sunday. She wants me to do the pageant at her old church in Queens. Chris: Queens? Tasha: Sorry. Adult Chris: [v.o.] The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Now let's go to commercial before I start cursing.