Susan's Mother: Hi, are you Chris's mother?
Rochelle: Yes. Why? What did he do?
Susan's Mother: He was at a party with my daughter, Susan, last Wednesday night.
Rochelle: Oh, no, no, no, I don't think so. Chris was here at home watching my daughter for me on Wednesday night.
Susan's Mother: Okay, well, somebody named Chris was at that party and she said that he lived here. Look, I'm just trying to inform everybody who was at the party that Susan was contagious and she has the mumps.
Rochelle: Well, I don't know what you're talking about because Chris doesn't have the mumps. One minute. Chris!
[Chris walks down the stairs with an enlarged neck]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Maybe the mumps will cushion my butt-whupping.