Adult Chris: [v.o.] The hard thing about Kwanzaa was that everybody else was celebrating Christmas. Even if you stayed in the house, you couldn't escape it.
Greg: Merry Christmas Eve.
Rochelle: Hi, Greg. Uh, uh, come on in. Chris, Greg is here!
Greg: I brought you a Christmas gift.
Rochelle: Thank you. You didn't have to.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Trivia fact: those are his real ears.
Chris: You didn't tell me you'd be working as one of Santa's elves this year.
Greg: I'm not.
Chris: Oh.